f encounters of the awkward kind

allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

pearswhy:

pearswhy:

are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun

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what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true

therealmisscocoperu:

When these young kids tell me that I’m their Spirit Animal… is this what they mean?

therealmisscocoperu:

When these young kids tell me that I’m their Spirit Animal… is this what they mean?

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

coelasquid:

sonneillonv:

underhuntressmoon:

voidbat:

explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

Pigeons are even funnier in zero g, they don’t know which way is up and fly upside down 

foodchewer:

blogging at 50 mph (memes per hour)

Jiyuu no Tsubasa

8bit
475,465 plays

konekojita:

Welcome to the Samba Corps

(manga by Kubota / translation by konekojita)

From all my years and years spent in various fandoms I can say with absolute certainty that the Japanese SNK fandom comes up with the best crack ever. Check out my crack tag for more translated crack.

claclalala:

This is for all you ladies out there.

claclalala:

This is for all you ladies out there.

eeriie:

Please read a description of these movies before watching if you feel any of them could be triggering. 
The Poughkeepsie Tapes [x] [x] [x]
Mama [x] [x]
Orphan [x] [x]
The Descent [x] [x]
The Tunnel [x] [x] [x]
Apollo 18 [x] [x]
Dead Silence [x] [x]
May [x] [x]
Insidious [x] [x]
House of Wax [x] [x]
Twitches [x] [x]
Twitches Too [x] [x]
Jeepers Creepers [x] [x]
Jeepers Creepers 2 [x] [x]
The Strangers [x] [x]
The Woman in Black [x] [x]
Silent Hill [x] [x]
The Purge [x]
House of 1000 Corpses [x] [x]
Signs [x] [x]
Under Wraps [x] [x] [x]
The Hills Have Eyes [x] [x]
The Hills Have Eyes 2 [x] [x]
Lake Mungo [x] [x]
The Others [x] [x]
The Little Vampire [x] [x]
House at the End of The Street [x] [x]
Dark Skies [x] [x]
Paranormal Activity [x]
Gothika [x] [x]
Would You Rather [x]
The Girl Next Door [x] [x]
Hocus Pocus [x] [x]
Shutter [x] [x]
The Grudge [x]
Halloweentown [x] [x]
Halloweentown 2 [x] [x]
IT [x] [x]
VHS [x] [x]
Happy Halloween!

eeriie:

Please read a description of these movies before watching if you feel any of them could be triggering. 

Happy Halloween!

digbyoppa:

acnl icons!!??

please use with credit!!! 

Hilda by Duane Bryers

captainarlert:

Now how do I casually bring up anime and not sound like a total fucking weaboo?

dashiana:

I figured it was beginning to be the time for my annual Koneko-chan Halloween greeting, even if Halloween isn’t QUITE here yet! :) So happy Halloween to all! This year, Koneko-chan is presenting to you a gift of … peculiar nature, to say the least! She is wearing my current dream print, Fancy Box, by Angelic Pretty. As usual, click the picture to access it on DA! :)

dashiana:

I figured it was beginning to be the time for my annual Koneko-chan Halloween greeting, even if Halloween isn’t QUITE here yet! :) So happy Halloween to all! This year, Koneko-chan is presenting to you a gift of … peculiar nature, to say the least! She is wearing my current dream print, Fancy Box, by Angelic Pretty. As usual, click the picture to access it on DA! :)

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