helioscentrifuge:

well 

kittykura28:

Decided to put this here instead of youtube (please ignore this)

mostflogged:

lekswinterisdyslexic:

danplasmius:

gender-ikari:

harpyholidays:

bookerdewitt:

antique-arthur:

the-fact-rat:

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins
1. Stupidity
2. Pretentiousness
3. Solipsism
4. Self-deceit
5. Herd conformity
6. Lack of perspective
7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies
8. Counterproductive pride
9. Lack of aesthetics
That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

i’m 3 seconds away from becoming a Satanist whoops

mostflogged:

lekswinterisdyslexic:

danplasmius:

gender-ikari:

harpyholidays:

bookerdewitt:

antique-arthur:

the-fact-rat:

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins

1. Stupidity

2. Pretentiousness

3. Solipsism

4. Self-deceit

5. Herd conformity

6. Lack of perspective

7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies

8. Counterproductive pride

9. Lack of aesthetics

That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

i’m 3 seconds away from becoming a Satanist whoops

p1ants:

still kinda mad that clouds aren’t solid

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

miidoriilol:

grandmasterbooty:

mooxy0u:

milkanclcookies:

this makes me so happy

HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG

numa numa era classic

lmao the kid in red cant even keep up with how nerdy he was as a child. dude in black is on point tho.

well holy shit

urtube:

saintpatrickstar:

is that shaq

No that’s the gingerbread man

the-winchester-initiative:

do you ever have to backspace a reply because

no

our friendship level is not ready for that

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

image

linddzz:

alysetoahouse:

conversationparade:

avrilgif:

Avril Lavigne - Hello Kitty (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

holy shit i thought you guys were joking about this

the background dances are just like “can you believe this bitch”

holy shit its like every memory of my highschool anime club came and punched me in the face jfc avrile stop what are you doing

spamanos:

tumblr needs a wendy

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

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